“I will destroy you with my latest contraption, the Disney-inator-inator,” exclaimed the evil scientist Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
“Wait a second,” Jeremy replied, “I thought you were a Disney mascot.”

Pulling his mask off, Heinz Doofenshmirtz revealed himself as Nickelodeon/CBS boss Leslie Moon.  Once again, a new technology that proves CBS has once again beat Disney, “muahahahaha,” he continues.

“Please don’t hurt me,” Jeremy begged the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz of the Order of Nickelodeon, falling front down with his knees bent and head facing the ground, hands covering his ears.

“Battle utosis,” Selena Gomez suddenly exclaims as she blows open a slot of rocket right behind Jeremy.

With another blow, “Battle utosis,” Selena pushes Dr. Doofenshmirtz back twenty yards or so.”

“Ah-me-ka-me-ya!” Selena exclaims as she creates a huge ball of energy and blasts it at Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

As the smoke dissipated, both Selena and Jeremy looked attentively at what was of Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Still not knowing it was Jeremy, Selena pulled off Jeremy’s mask, “whaaaat, Jeremy??”

Selena and Jeremy both made eye contact.

“It’s okay,” Selena replied.

By this time, it had become evident to everyone that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was no more.

“Let’s get you cleaned up,” Selena said, as Jeremy fainted in the arms of Princess Selena.